unposted by zeerahman.

ADMINEDIT: Posted, because my OCD has kicked in, and I don't like the looks of having drafts in the Posts. Hahahaha :p

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the adventure

Hello, boys and girls. I'm your new nanny blogger-blogging-person. Here I say, today was just a fountain of amazing. Yesterday too.

Yeah, we studied, not. We laughed till we could feel our bottoms felt loose from the hinges. We made lame jokes, and actually laughed at them. We played Big Two and I'm hella sure that whatever happened recently will be buuurrrnntt in our heads, forever.

We even gotten a taste of the Ice Age and lived through it. I kid you not that inside the auditorium could be some sort of Antartica incarnate. Some of our hands burn, baby, burn touching human hands. When was the last time you've ever had that? During your last vacation? Yeah, well, we experienced it together! Not with real snowballs made out of real snow, and ride on a sledge down a real snowy hill. But still.

Crazy? Me? No, I'm not. I am simply a girl who is in dire need of a retake for Socio paper 1, is all.
Pushing that aside, let me tell you... a talltale.

Once upon a September time, there were creatures roaming at the front of a college library. They met and formed themselves and later self-titled themselves as the GDL.

One day something happened. And that something will only be explained... THROUGH PICTURES! Wait for it, wait for it... it's also accompanied with CAPTIONS.

Do not fret. This will not kill your internet, and (I think) is dial-up user friendly, I think.

There was Ma and Pa.

There was a cheery girl breaking her fast waayyy too early and there was a jealous stepsister who had been eyeing at the can of drink for too long. And the cheery girl, as you can see, has a small dot on her torso which actually is her power source. But you can see that the jealous stepsister is more powerful than the other - her dot was not a dot, but actually a rectangular thing with a distinct difference of size thus showing that her power source is greater. I mean, cmon. Look at her smirk, as if to say "I can own you by flicking my pinky finger."

There's Ma, without the pink jacket over her head and is happily asleep. Or at least I think she's asleep. And alive. :S

What could Ma be doing underneath that oh-so-mysterious black jacket armed with her phone? Could she be recording her breaths? Or is she taking pictures of her nostrils, in the dark?

What?

Pa once told me that he used to watch Nightmare on Elm Street and how he was traumatised seeing Freddy Kreuger's face on the wall. And he wanted to show us that.

Well Pa. You can't look scary and intimidating by covering your whole head with a pink jacket. It just makes you look ghei which you are.

Pa looks like a bankrobber with a pantyhose over his head. Again, you can not look scary or intimidating with pink.

What Pa didn't know and just realised was that Pa was allergic to the colour pink. So he cowers and hides under the safety of... the Haralambos book. Along the process he sprawled all sorts of paper to cover the floor 'cause Pa can see more than any mere human eyes can, and that he saw pink on the colour.

Apparently the college had used an invisible pink paint on the floor. Why? Because they looove pink.

See Pa dying. In front of the Haralambos. Around the mess of papers. Click the picture and see his facial expression and laugh with me us.

Look at how happy the girl with the red mechanical pencil is as she burnt holes into the pool of Sociology notes. Yes, she may look as if she wanted to kill something but in the inside, she's bursting in ghei joy. Really.

Really. She is happy inside. She's soo happy that she wanted to swim in the flood of notes and sing some Cher songs.

Pa died before he even gets a chance of taking "good" pictures. A pink bag in front of Pa, is the cause. That-green-alien-stone-thingamajigie-that-Superman-is-weak-against is to Superman as pink is to Pa.(Yes, I am aware that I am spewing out nonsense. Nonsense that isn't funny.)

And the only way for Pa to fight off the pink is to reenact the oh-so-cool fish lips of sheeeerrr coolness. HOWEVER Pa had not imitate the exact thing. And he tries again.

Again, he failed. And then.....

OUT COMES IZNI THE HEADLESS YELLOW-JACKETED WANDERER!

Izni : "Boo. I will haunt you in your sleep. And I will blow you up with my homemade TNT."

Cheery girl(Dzar) : "Maaaaa! Can we take it home?" (is holding tightly to it)

Izni : "Ack. You're making me hard to move! And this jacket itches."

Cheery girl : "Ooo, cool. Maaa, it talks without a head! Can we seriously take it home? I promise to feed it right! I swear I won't kill it! The last hamster was not dead because of me, and I did not purposely put bleach into its water! Maaaa!"

Izni : "I grew a head! But I can't seem to stand straight!"

Dzar : "You grew a head! And you can't stand straight!"

Izni : "Stop repeating what I said."

Dzar : "Stop repeating what I said."

Izni : "I'm warning you. I know kungfu."

Dzar : "I know Tae Kwon Do.... black belt."

Izni : "Uh..."

Izni : "I will strangle youuu with my lifeless, boneless hands!"

Dzar : "Maaa. Can we keep her?"

~`~`~`~`~

I am evil.

I posted these pictures without any permission from you guys. And if you want them down, I can. And maybe put another post. Tell me if you don't like, apart from the fact that it is 105% not funny... yyeeaaahhh.

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